"Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already."
(via suspend)
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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

shinui:

XXX by unza
yamilica:

by ヒツノ
crushoncharacters0705:

pretentious-medic:

misfitforever16:

myxdistortedxreality:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

absentminded-internaut:

paint-splotches-and-sburb:

kankrisrockhardabs:

theluckycloud:

distraction:


this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

I got the attractive foreign man who got deported last time.

Everyone should wear cute flower crowns??

Teletubbies heaven help me

SHIRTLESS RYAN GOSLING. SHIRTLESS RYAN GOSLING.

“i only sleep with girls im in love with” ohkay

all monster are inside us ok?



I got men with woman legs wtf
Attack On Titan Theme Misheard Version

Attack On Titan Theme Misheard Version

pineneedles-and-deerguts:

likonan:

Was feeling cocky tonight, so I spent 10 minutes singing a misheard version of that “Attack On Titan” theme song.

From the video:

Attack on Titan Intro: Guren no Yumiya (Misheard Lyrics)

Lyrics:

Tony Hawk says “From the bees and the evil!”

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Who are retard, i not know

Nah, my egg moat, she lied to me

Tediore, she taught, oh lemur

Caught the woman, she want peru

He know all cats don’t go whoa, man

Not emo, koala nali

He, the mocha, ‘ey, unova

Got the car who got goo, gold battle

She got any curry? Go eBay,

Shoots the moon, she won’t, ore on me, come tomorrow

Ganja emo omelette, Kony, a bun gay

She said “Go order tree!”

Tony want that guy, cooks in the Koopa

Hot taquito, cold bazooka!

Told to kill your soul, Qa-atar

End of the world comin’ here, YEAAAAH

Color, I see your show with the hoagie

"Son of the oh yeah, key and panda!"

Doesn’t look ready, he or the cartoon

Made in Ouyaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ha, ha-has no games ah!

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Ha ha ha ha

WHERE DO PEOPLE LIVE?!

OH MY GOD

"My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all."
Anonymous (via wnq-writers)